I wrote for my high school paper. I was known as Melissa "Malicious" Phillips. Known for my quirky word phrases and my incredible knack for mild intimidation and words that are quite usually unsaid that need to be said about current and worldly events. I interact with people as if I write an editorial on them. I can't help but over-analyze the things people say or do. I have an extreme vision for adjectives. I majored in Arts and Literature at Valparaiso University in Indiana. I also wrote six plays in college. I also took part in playing minor roles in the plays I conducted. I'm talented. I'm in the process of writing an autobiography and learning to earn patience with myself. It's an ongoing battle. Everyone suffers. I have tons of spunk and I have had numerous professors and newspapers tell me that my style of writing is almost as if they were talking to a person, not reading. I'm a perfectionist. Embrace it. Give me a job.